Valve is selling inflatable unicorns now, is totally over that whole ‘Half-Life 3’ thing

There’s only one word for this, and it sure as hell isn’t !@#%ing Sparta.

So.

After introducing the Pyro last week, Valve clearly felt that the obvious course of action was to make…that thing up there available for purchase on the Valve Store. It’s called the Balloonicorn and those are all the words I have to say on this subject because Balloonicorn is not a word I ever thought I’d say on any subject in the realms of God and man and I think I need to go lie down now.