It wouldn’t be E3 without some over-the-top marketing showpiece that you recognize for what it is, but which you really, really want anyway. That right there, ladies and gents, is an actual life-size Warthog. The original Warthog, of course, became famous as the death-dealing go-kart of 2001’s Halo: Combat Evolved (although with substantially less Wil Wheaton).
Surely, with all these drool-worthy vehicles just sitting around on the show floor, somebody must’ve considered pulling a heist of some kind. Large-scale vehicular larceny, anyone?