Category Archives: Shiny

Leviathan Warships blows everything else out of the water with one of the best trailers you’ll ever see

Did you think that you were above being seduced by a combination of smooth jazz and so-awful-they’re-genius puns? Leviathan Warships says hi, and promises to buy you dinner next time.

We’re only in April, but I’m calling it now – best trailer of 2013.

…I swear, I had my clothes on at the beginning of this video.

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It’s okay to stare at the official cover art for Grand Theft Auto V

Cha-ching.

If that isn’t one of the most iconic cover styles in gaming, I don’t know what is. Oh September, you just can’t get here fast enough.

Because We Can – That’s no moon…

Look upon his works, ye mighty, and despair!

I wonder if dragons would’ve done Alderaan any good. Nah…

[courtesy Kotaku.com]

That awkward moment when E3 makes you realize your life is a hollow shell

Curse you, Crusher. I'm starting lean towards Sheldon's point of view.

It wouldn’t be E3 without some over-the-top marketing showpiece that you recognize for what it is, but which you really, really want anyway. That right there, ladies and gents, is an actual life-size Warthog. The original Warthog, of course, became famous as the death-dealing go-kart of 2001’s Halo: Combat Evolved (although with substantially less Wil Wheaton).

In 2010, the year I attended E3, there was a Dead Rising chainsaw bike, a Gran Turismo 5 Ferrari, a Need for Speed Zonda and a TRON Lightcycle. (pics to prove it did happen!)

Surely, with all these drool-worthy vehicles just sitting around on the show floor, somebody must’ve considered pulling a heist of some kind. Large-scale vehicular larceny, anyone?

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