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New Assassin’s Creed III Teaser Gets My Goat

Let me just get one thing out of the way before discussing this new teaser for Assassin’s Creed III – I hate stuff like this. No, not the teaser – as you’ll see, it’s quite good, which only makes it worse. I HATE this ‘like us on Facebook to unlock the full trailer’ business; which, as you might have guessed, is what Ubisoft wants you to do in order to discover the fate of that stricken Redcoat up there. It’s probably not going to end well for him (on the basis of every single game in the series so far), but still. Call me a child of the instant-gratification generation, but I do not wish to jump through hoops to get more stabby.

You hear me, Ubisoft? Give us the stabby.