Grand Theft Auto V delayed until September

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - heythatsalmostexactlyoneweekaftermybirthday - oooooooooooooooo..................

To the wailing of infants, the beating of breasts and much gnashing of teeth, Rockstar today announced that GTA V will release on September 17th, 2013. Originally scheduled to arrive in stores this spring, this significantly pushes back the launch of what is easily my most-awaited game of 2013. Not that I’m taking this personally, or anything. YOU $%@#$%@$#%#$!

In other news, reports that the Rockstar executive who made the announcement looked like this are yet to be confirmed.

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About Arjun Sukumaran

Oh, impatient and unsubtle man!

Posted on January 31, 2013, in News and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

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