That awkward moment when E3 makes you realize your life is a hollow shell

Curse you, Crusher. I'm starting lean towards Sheldon's point of view.

It wouldn’t be E3 without some over-the-top marketing showpiece that you recognize for what it is, but which you really, really want anyway. That right there, ladies and gents, is an actual life-size Warthog. The original Warthog, of course, became famous as the death-dealing go-kart of 2001’s Halo: Combat Evolved (although with substantially less Wil Wheaton).

In 2010, the year I attended E3, there was a Dead Rising chainsaw bike, a Gran Turismo 5 Ferrari, a Need for Speed Zonda and a TRON Lightcycle. (pics to prove it did happen!)

Surely, with all these drool-worthy vehicles just sitting around on the show floor, somebody must’ve considered pulling a heist of some kind. Large-scale vehicular larceny, anyone?

Nah, who am I kidding? That would never wor-

It's dapper Danny Ocean, dammit!

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About Arjun Sukumaran

Oh, impatient and unsubtle man!

Posted on June 7, 2012, in News, Shiny and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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